George Carlin - Funny Quotes - Fighters

George Carlin - Funny Quotes - Fighters

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
- George Carlin

Intelligence on TV

Intelligence on TV

Don’t you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There’s one marked ‘Brightness’, but it doesn’t work.
- Gallagher

Danny Devito - Funny Quote

Danny Devito - Funny Quote

Life is a game, whoever has the most money at the end wins
- Danny Devito

Funny Quotes - Bowling

I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
- Unknown