Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said that there’d be so many!
- Unknown

Mother’s Day Jokes

Mother’s Day

A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day.  For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong.

“Nothing,” said the woman.

Not buying it, he asked again. “Seriously, what’s wrong?”

“Do you really want to know? Well, I’ll tell you. I have cooked and cleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother’s Day, They don’t even tell me so much as ‘Thank you’.”

“Well don’t feel bad.” he said. “Not once in 15 years have I gotten a Father’s Day gift.”

“Yes,” she said, “but I’m their real mother.”

Mother’s Day Quotes

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
- Aristotle

Am I the only one who has noticed the same people who complained that we didn’t ‘connect the dots’ prior to 9-11, are now complaining that we connected the dots in Iraq?

- Rush Limbaugh

9-11 Quotes

Life Quotes

Quotes About Life

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.

– Charles Bukowski

September Horoscopes

It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him a sentence to be ever in view, and which should be true and appropriate in all times and situations. They presented him the words: ‘And this, too, shall pass away.’ How much it expresses! How chastening in the hour of pride! How consoling in the depths of affliction! The Collected Works of Abraham Lincoln edited by Roy P. Basler, Volume III, Address Before the Wisconsin State Agricultural Society, Milwaukee, Wisconsin (September 30, 1859), pp. 481-482.

– Abraham Lincoln

Sayings

Man has his will, but woman has her way
– Holmes

Funny Quotes

Accept everything about yourself — I mean everything, You are you and that is the beginning and the end — no apologies, no regrets.

- Clark Moustakas Humanistic Psychologist

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Let me tell you I am better acquainted with you for a long absence, as men are with themselves for a long affliction: absence does but hold off a friend, to make one see him the truer.

- Alexander Pope 1688-1744, British Poet, Critic, Translator

Fourth of July Quotes

Life Quotes

Quotes About Life

A person is only as big as the dream they dare to live.

– Unknown

Cute Quotations

Dance Quotes

Quotes About Dance

Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.

– H. P. Lovecraft

More Dance Quotes

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