Monthly Archives: November 2006

George Carlin – Funny Quotes – Fighters

George Carlin – Funny Quotes – Fighters

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
– George Carlin

Intelligence on TV

Intelligence on TV

Don’t you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There’s one marked ‘Brightness’, but it doesn’t work.
– Gallagher

Danny Devito – Funny Quote

Danny Devito – Funny Quote

Life is a game, whoever has the most money at the end wins
– Danny Devito

Funny Quotes – Bowling

I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
– Unknown