Category Archives: Comedy

Funny Quotes – Politics

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
– Aristotle


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Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
John Peers

Funny Quotes – The Fat Lady Sings

 The saying “It’s not over ’til the fat lady sings” is erroneous, because women who are fat are never listened to.

– Margaret Cho

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    My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

    – Rita Rudner

    George Carlin – Funny Quotes – Fighters

    George Carlin – Funny Quotes – Fighters

    Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
    – George Carlin

    Intelligence on TV

    Intelligence on TV

    Don’t you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There’s one marked ‘Brightness’, but it doesn’t work.
    – Gallagher

    Danny Devito – Funny Quote

    Danny Devito – Funny Quote

    Life is a game, whoever has the most money at the end wins
    – Danny Devito