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Funny Mother’s Day Quotes

Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said that there’d be so many!
– Unknown

Mother’s Day Jokes

Mother’s Day

A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day.  For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong.

“Nothing,” said the woman.

Not buying it, he asked again. “Seriously, what’s wrong?”

“Do you really want to know? Well, I’ll tell you. I have cooked and cleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother’s Day, They don’t even tell me so much as ‘Thank you’.”

“Well don’t feel bad.” he said. “Not once in 15 years have I gotten a Father’s Day gift.”

“Yes,” she said, “but I’m their real mother.”

Mother’s Day Quotes

Dogs

The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.
                                                          
Samuel Butler

Plagiarize

If I plagiarize, it’s only because I like someone else’s idea better than
mine and I want credit for it.

Richard W. Lipman

Dog

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.

John Peers

Movie

“Only thing worse than watching a bad movie is being in
        one”

Elvis Presley

Winter

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

Geraldo Rivera