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Funny Mother’s Day Quotes

Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said that there’d be so many!
– Unknown

Mother’s Day Jokes

Mother’s Day

A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day.  For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong.

“Nothing,” said the woman.

Not buying it, he asked again. “Seriously, what’s wrong?”

“Do you really want to know? Well, I’ll tell you. I have cooked and cleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother’s Day, They don’t even tell me so much as ‘Thank you’.”

“Well don’t feel bad.” he said. “Not once in 15 years have I gotten a Father’s Day gift.”

“Yes,” she said, “but I’m their real mother.”

Mother’s Day Quotes

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Funny Quotes – Politics

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
– Aristotle

Funny Quotes

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
 
John Peers